Why sit on the sidelines when you can join in? No, no, don't stop waxing, plucking or lasering ... knit a fake one!
This pattern comes to us from this site, and with a couple of edits I whipped up two 'staches within a couple hours on Sunday. Woohoo!
I'm voting for me to win the challenge that's going on at work. Who doesn't love a woman with a moustache?
Oh, and I made one for a smaller person and used fingering weight yarn instead of DK and it came out more right-sized. :O)